WE HAVE DIVIDED BY HIDEOUS AGAIN

I just kind of imagine it whispering "...KILL ME...." desperately.  I don't even understand where you could possibly hold this from without razoring your hands into bologna.

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MORE SCREENPRINTING SO WE CAN ALL BE SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE OF UGLY. 

File Under "Painful To Look At And Doused In Motor Oil" O.o

It always seems as if Ebay deliberately competes for the title of "largest amount of hideous chintzy crap listed". 

"I wanted to be a tanto when I grew up"

BLEAH. 

Holy Crap O.O: Scholars confirm first discovery of Japanese sword from master bladesmith Masamune in 150 years

An important moment in the history of Nihonto, right now:

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/09/09/scholars-confirm-first-discovery-of-japanese-sword-from-master-bladesmith-masamune-in-150-years/

Can Someone Tell Me....

....Why this even exists?

Stay Classy Bud K. 

What is the thing with screen-printing ugly fantasy art onto ugly fantasy weapons?  It's like attempting to divide by zero, only with Hideous.  -.-

WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K O.O

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

This travesty of existence brought to you by that bastion of tasteful decor, The Bradford Exchange. O.O

This was the best picture that I could find of it.

Probably for the best for Planet Earth. O.O

(That's supposed to be some kind of axe, btw. No really.)

Silly pseudo knife thingies with too many blades By Skallagrim!

This articulate gentleman says everything I've had to say about these kinds of "weapons designs" for years, possibly better than I ever could. XD That's it, shut down the internet. XD

Return To Dumbassery...

*Epic Facepalm*

http://www.11alive.com/story/news/weird/2014/05/27/golf-club-store-sword/9653855/

The perp in question should seppuku for using that hideous SLO piece of shit. Good on Grandma for clobbering his ass.