WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K O.O

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

This travesty of existence brought to you by that bastion of tasteful decor, The Bradford Exchange. O.O

This was the best picture that I could find of it.

Probably for the best for Planet Earth. O.O

(That's supposed to be some kind of axe, btw. No really.)

Silly pseudo knife thingies with too many blades By Skallagrim!

This articulate gentleman says everything I've had to say about these kinds of "weapons designs" for years, possibly better than I ever could. XD That's it, shut down the internet. XD

Samurai sword-wielding homeowner kills armed robber in California

THAT'S how it's fucking done. :)

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/18/samurai-wielding-homeowner-kills-armed-robber-in-california/?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+TheRawStory+(The+Raw+Story)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............

OK so I thought that this was the ugliest and stupidest thing I have seen lately

Then I saw the GUNCLEAVER

Apparently how Squall Leonhart does his mincing in style? >.<

If it seems like I pick on Master Cutlery a lot, well, I do, but their fantasy blades are FUCKING HIDEOUS. 

Tasty Tidbits: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD XD

***AHEM** That is, Ummm, I cannot condone such a dangerous thing.  **straightens clothes and puts on stern expression***

**Falls over laughing*** XD 

WIN

Now, I'm not encouraging people to use swords for self defense or anything but...bahahahahaha. XD

I used to work the Iron Shift at a convenience store when dinosaurs roamed the Earth and there were times I would have welcomed a steel companion....

BLADEWRECKS THEATRE PRESENTS:

(Seriously, this is the WORST screen prop of ANYTHING I've ever seen. It's a big chunk of what looks like bumpy aluminum. O.o And he seems to realize this. Poor Kosugi-San, I always felt he deserved better than what he got.)