Never Change, Master Cutlery.

You ALWAYS deliver the most exquisite wrecks.
Demon Axe Penis Anyone?

Should this be considered NSFW? o.o

More from the "I don't know where the fuck to put my hand without maiming myself" collection:

Demon Penis AND Dragon tongue. Maybe this really SHOULD be considered NSFW.

I begin to wonder if these designers secretly hate their customers and deliberately make ugly balls of kitchen knives hoping that people will mangle themselves.  It at least makes *slightly* more sense than considering any of this remotely attractive.

WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K O.O

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

This travesty of existence brought to you by that bastion of tasteful decor, The Bradford Exchange. O.O

This was the best picture that I could find of it.

Probably for the best for Planet Earth. O.O

(That's supposed to be some kind of axe, btw. No really.)

And Now For....PROJECT DUMBASS!

Which turns out about as you'd expect, unfortunately.

Every time I watch these I'm caught between feelings of compassion and "serves you right".  I think I'm going to settle for being glad that no one died, and set this here as an example to other potential "badasses".