tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81030165024276886142024-03-13T19:59:22.190-07:00BladewrecksKinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-60661762583228674972016-03-30T23:26:00.000-07:002016-05-09T15:56:29.441-07:00Doing The Hurt-Yourself-Shuffle<br />
For some reason anything trying to be a spiky gauntlet (I blame you, Marvel Comics) is particularly egregious when it comes to Wreckiness. <br />
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I don't even know where these come from. Except from some misbegotten Hell of overcompensation.</div>
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They do look suspiciously as if they're designed by the same person. I'm going to tell myself that in any case so that I don't have to consider that there's more than one person making these stupider-than-usual things.<br />
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Only making this a separate entry because I don't know who the manufacturer is. Though it does have the Master Cutlery "Throw Everything At A Wall And See What Sticks" approach to design. <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-w8uKydxLdiI/VS9N1YmPNpI/AAAAAAAAA10/z875IHZ3pck/s1600/download%2B(1).png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-w8uKydxLdiI/VS9N1YmPNpI/AAAAAAAAA10/z875IHZ3pck/s1600/download%2B(1).png" height="320" width="320" /></a></div>
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You ALWAYS deliver the most exquisite wrecks.<br />
Demon Axe Penis Anyone?<br />
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More from the "I don't know where the fuck to put my hand without maiming myself" collection:</div>
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I begin to wonder if these designers secretly hate their customers and deliberately make ugly balls of kitchen knives hoping that people will mangle themselves. It at least makes *slightly* more sense than considering any of this remotely attractive.Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-33902745255734456792015-04-13T21:03:00.000-07:002015-04-13T21:03:22.735-07:00WE HAVE DIVIDED BY HIDEOUS AGAIN <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I just kind of imagine it whispering "...KILL ME...." desperately. I don't even understand where you could possibly hold this from without razoring your hands into bologna. <br />
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It always seems as if Ebay deliberately competes for the title of "largest amount of hideous chintzy crap listed". </div>
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<br />Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-83762645175074294242014-09-11T09:33:00.000-07:002015-04-15T22:56:27.215-07:00Holy Crap O.O: Scholars confirm first discovery of Japanese sword from master bladesmith Masamune in 150 yearsAn important moment in the history of Nihonto, right now:<br />
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http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/09/09/scholars-confirm-first-discovery-of-japanese-sword-from-master-bladesmith-masamune-in-150-years/Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-12528989207853315332014-08-15T19:15:00.000-07:002014-08-15T19:15:19.903-07:00Can Someone Tell Me........Why this even exists?<br />
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What is the thing with screen-printing ugly fantasy art onto ugly fantasy weapons? It's like attempting to divide by zero, only with Hideous. -.-</div>
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This travesty of existence brought to you by that bastion of tasteful decor, The Bradford Exchange. O.O<br />
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This was the best picture that I could find of it.<br />
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Probably for the best for Planet Earth. O.O<br />
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(That's supposed to be some kind of axe, btw. No really.)Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-64051184879387517352014-08-08T13:21:00.000-07:002014-08-08T13:51:59.684-07:00Silly pseudo knife thingies with too many blades By Skallagrim!This articulate gentleman says everything I've had to say about these kinds of "weapons designs" for years, possibly better than I ever could. XD That's it, shut down the internet. XD<br />
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The perp in question should seppuku for using that hideous SLO piece of shit. Good on Grandma for clobbering his ass. Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-82841781186159066872013-06-30T20:37:00.000-07:002013-06-30T20:38:17.923-07:00Samurai sword-wielding homeowner kills armed robber in CaliforniaTHAT'S how it's fucking done. :)<br />
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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/18/samurai-wielding-homeowner-kills-armed-robber-in-california/?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+TheRawStory+(The+Raw+Story)Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-30517401067362331472013-01-22T11:53:00.000-08:002013-01-22T11:58:32.898-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">BWLAAAARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KTwOkXDoBp8/UP7ryo9eWtI/AAAAAAAAAHY/afcS_2DD6tc/s1600/katanas-swords.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KTwOkXDoBp8/UP7ryo9eWtI/AAAAAAAAAHY/afcS_2DD6tc/s320/katanas-swords.jpg" width="222" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Penis Handle???? O.O</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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The Hanwei "Hunter".<br />
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I'm pretty sure this doesn't qualify as a "wreck" per se, but damn is it ill-designed and just.....bleh. I don't know what's up with the pinstriped tsuka. **peers**<br />
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I mean, there are so many design elements that they could work on, like blade sori.....the best I can say about this is functional, but lazy. Sad.Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-37292984925395810022012-11-15T21:16:00.001-08:002012-11-15T21:16:28.589-08:00Probably Isn't Real But Should Be. <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FoIRL0p2PSY?fs=1" width="480"></iframe>Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-44995304886909201392012-10-28T17:29:00.000-07:002012-10-28T17:29:26.850-07:00Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............OK so I thought that this was the ugliest and stupidest thing I have seen lately<br />
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Then I saw the GUNCLEAVER<br />
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Apparently how Squall Leonhart does his mincing in style? >.<<br />
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If it seems like I pick on Master Cutlery a lot, well, I do, but their fantasy blades are FUCKING HIDEOUS. <br />
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***AHEM** That is, Ummm, I cannot condone such a dangerous thing. **straightens clothes and puts on stern expression***<br />
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**Falls over laughing*** XD Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-24659701776199614242011-08-10T15:49:00.000-07:002011-08-10T15:54:37.376-07:00The Continuing Haz Saga Via Sword Buyer's Guide.....<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xwiOBUTm7gc?fs=1" width="425"></iframe><br />
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There's always at least one Malignant Narcissist/Fake Expert on the Intarwebz per specialized interest/hobby who makes a nuisance of themselves. Hazama Yakiba is apparently the Designated Idiot for the sword collector's hobby. <br />
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Thusly I would not buy an apple from this flakeazoid lest it contain razor blades.<br />
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Thanks to Sword Buyer's Guide's James Gall for his time in calling "Haz" out.Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-41063153073821337912011-02-14T16:22:00.000-08:002011-02-14T16:22:03.143-08:00Tasty Tidbits: Wow, This Totally Doesn't Suck<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Purists might dislike the blade etch but I find it a nice take on a Euro that isn't boring as toast (which I find most Euros >.>). I wonder who the manufacturer is? </div>
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Also nice and apparently from the same manufacturer is the following (if you ignore the ridiculous name):</div>
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<br />Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-54898665619419254902011-02-13T14:37:00.000-08:002011-02-13T14:37:44.786-08:00aaaaaaaAAAAAANNND **FACEPALM** >.<;;<b>Two injured in Gorbals street samurai sword fight
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Please stop fucking it up for the rest of us blah blah rant rave words wordwords . >.<;;<br />
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I hate these people.Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-10656632097463826072011-02-08T18:32:00.000-08:002011-02-08T20:39:33.222-08:00File Under: Things That Were BOUND To Happen Eventually.Personally, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.<br />
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Cold Steel deserves everything they potentially get from this as this is their target demographic. I'm just glad no one was killed. :/
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<br />In short, if they don't want people to try stupid reckless things with their products, perhaps they shouldn't build their customer base on demonstrating doing stupid reckless (and frequently questionable, considering the number of fast cuts) things with their products. Just sayin'. <br />Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-33125353941817716052011-02-01T12:35:00.000-08:002011-02-01T12:35:18.796-08:00WINNow, I'm not encouraging people to use swords for self defense or anything but...bahahahahaha. XD<br />
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I used to work the Iron Shift at a convenience store when dinosaurs roamed the Earth and there were times I would have welcomed a steel companion....</div>
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(Seriously, this is the WORST screen prop of ANYTHING I've ever seen. It's a big chunk of what looks like bumpy aluminum. O.o And he seems to realize this. Poor Kosugi-San, I always felt he deserved better than what he got.)</div>
<br />Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-1854227690344771882011-01-25T16:49:00.000-08:002011-01-25T16:49:46.753-08:00Too Easy, But Screw It.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Hot Mess. Period. Don't care what it's supposed to be based on. <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8pXVLIW8U/TT9vdQPcGnI/AAAAAAAAACA/Em-_nXAZyqo/s1600/BloodyFuckingMess.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="220" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8pXVLIW8U/TT9vdQPcGnI/AAAAAAAAACA/Em-_nXAZyqo/s320/BloodyFuckingMess.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />Kinjou Okumura-Tenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09230425034724504918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103016502427688614.post-59285899782197608922011-01-25T16:41:00.000-08:002011-01-25T16:41:52.730-08:00And Now For....PROJECT DUMBASS!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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