Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............

OK so I thought that this was the ugliest and stupidest thing I have seen lately

Then I saw the GUNCLEAVER

Apparently how Squall Leonhart does his mincing in style? >.<

If it seems like I pick on Master Cutlery a lot, well, I do, but their fantasy blades are FUCKING HIDEOUS. 

Tasty Tidbits: Wow, This Totally Doesn't Suck

Available for sale here:

http://www.trueswords.com/honorable-knights-battle-sword-chivalry-1060-high-carbon-p-5760.html

Purists might dislike the blade etch but I find it a nice take on a Euro that isn't boring as toast (which I find most Euros >.>). I wonder who the manufacturer is? 

Also nice and apparently from the same manufacturer is the following (if you ignore the ridiculous name):

http://www.trueswords.com/dark-knights-battle-sword-devastation-damascus-steel-p-5761.html