File Under "Painful To Look At And Doused In Motor Oil" O.o

It always seems as if Ebay deliberately competes for the title of "largest amount of hideous chintzy crap listed". 

"I wanted to be a tanto when I grew up"

BLEAH. 

We'll Start With An Oldie But Goodie. (Baddie?)

FUNCTIONAL KATANA: UR DOIN IT RONG. o.O