Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............

OK so I thought that this was the ugliest and stupidest thing I have seen lately

Then I saw the GUNCLEAVER

Apparently how Squall Leonhart does his mincing in style? >.<

If it seems like I pick on Master Cutlery a lot, well, I do, but their fantasy blades are FUCKING HIDEOUS. 

Tasty Tidbits: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD XD

***AHEM** That is, Ummm, I cannot condone such a dangerous thing.  **straightens clothes and puts on stern expression***

**Falls over laughing*** XD 

The Continuing Haz Saga Via Sword Buyer's Guide.....

There's always at least one Malignant Narcissist/Fake Expert on the Intarwebz per specialized interest/hobby who makes a nuisance of themselves. Hazama Yakiba is apparently the Designated Idiot for the sword collector's hobby.

Thusly I would not buy an apple from this flakeazoid lest it contain razor blades.

Thanks to Sword Buyer's Guide's James Gall for his time in calling "Haz" out.

Tasty Tidbits: Wow, This Totally Doesn't Suck

Available for sale here:

http://www.trueswords.com/honorable-knights-battle-sword-chivalry-1060-high-carbon-p-5760.html

Purists might dislike the blade etch but I find it a nice take on a Euro that isn't boring as toast (which I find most Euros >.>). I wonder who the manufacturer is? 

Also nice and apparently from the same manufacturer is the following (if you ignore the ridiculous name):

http://www.trueswords.com/dark-knights-battle-sword-devastation-damascus-steel-p-5761.html

aaaaaaaAAAAAANNND **FACEPALM** >.<;;

Two injured in Gorbals street samurai sword fight

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-12443363

 Please stop fucking it up for the rest of us blah blah rant rave words wordwords . >.<;;

 I hate these people.

File Under: Things That Were BOUND To Happen Eventually.

Personally, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

Cold Steel deserves everything they potentially get from this as this is their target demographic. I'm just glad no one was killed. :/

Tosh.0
Tags: Tosh.0 Videos,Daniel Tosh,Web Redemption

EDIT: Cold Steel's response to the Tosh.0 segment. Which I find...lacking, IMNSHO.
In short, if they don't want people to try stupid reckless things with their products, perhaps they shouldn't build their customer base on demonstrating doing stupid reckless (and frequently questionable, considering the number of fast cuts) things with their products. Just sayin'.

WIN

Now, I'm not encouraging people to use swords for self defense or anything but...bahahahahaha. XD

I used to work the Iron Shift at a convenience store when dinosaurs roamed the Earth and there were times I would have welcomed a steel companion....