Can Someone Tell Me....

....Why this even exists?

Stay Classy Bud K. 

What is the thing with screen-printing ugly fantasy art onto ugly fantasy weapons?  It's like attempting to divide by zero, only with Hideous.  -.-

WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K O.O

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

This travesty of existence brought to you by that bastion of tasteful decor, The Bradford Exchange. O.O

This was the best picture that I could find of it.

Probably for the best for Planet Earth. O.O

(That's supposed to be some kind of axe, btw. No really.)

Silly pseudo knife thingies with too many blades By Skallagrim!

This articulate gentleman says everything I've had to say about these kinds of "weapons designs" for years, possibly better than I ever could. XD That's it, shut down the internet. XD

Return To Dumbassery...

*Epic Facepalm*

http://www.11alive.com/story/news/weird/2014/05/27/golf-club-store-sword/9653855/

The perp in question should seppuku for using that hideous SLO piece of shit. Good on Grandma for clobbering his ass.

Samurai sword-wielding homeowner kills armed robber in California

THAT'S how it's fucking done. :)

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/18/samurai-wielding-homeowner-kills-armed-robber-in-california/?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+TheRawStory+(The+Raw+Story)

BWLAAAARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Penis Handle???? O.O

BWLARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF.

From here

http://www.aceros-de-hispania.com/swords-knives/naginata-gladius.asp?product=tanto-catana-dragones

OK, Is It My Imagination Or....

...Or is CasHanwei running out of design ideas for their Katanas?

The Hanwei "Hunter".

I'm pretty sure this doesn't qualify as a "wreck" per se, but damn is it ill-designed and just.....bleh.  I don't know what's up with the pinstriped tsuka.  **peers**

I mean, there are so many design elements that they could work on, like blade sori.....the best I can say about this is functional, but lazy.  Sad.