OK, Is It My Imagination Or....

...Or is CasHanwei running out of design ideas for their Katanas?

The Hanwei "Hunter".

I'm pretty sure this doesn't qualify as a "wreck" per se, but damn is it ill-designed and just.....bleh.  I don't know what's up with the pinstriped tsuka.  **peers**

I mean, there are so many design elements that they could work on, like blade sori.....the best I can say about this is functional, but lazy.  Sad.

Probably Isn't Real But Should Be.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............

OK so I thought that this was the ugliest and stupidest thing I have seen lately

Then I saw the GUNCLEAVER

Apparently how Squall Leonhart does his mincing in style? >.<

If it seems like I pick on Master Cutlery a lot, well, I do, but their fantasy blades are FUCKING HIDEOUS. 

Tasty Tidbits: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD XD

***AHEM** That is, Ummm, I cannot condone such a dangerous thing.  **straightens clothes and puts on stern expression***

**Falls over laughing*** XD 

The Continuing Haz Saga Via Sword Buyer's Guide.....

There's always at least one Malignant Narcissist/Fake Expert on the Intarwebz per specialized interest/hobby who makes a nuisance of themselves. Hazama Yakiba is apparently the Designated Idiot for the sword collector's hobby.

Thusly I would not buy an apple from this flakeazoid lest it contain razor blades.

Thanks to Sword Buyer's Guide's James Gall for his time in calling "Haz" out.

Tasty Tidbits: Wow, This Totally Doesn't Suck

Available for sale here:

http://www.trueswords.com/honorable-knights-battle-sword-chivalry-1060-high-carbon-p-5760.html

Purists might dislike the blade etch but I find it a nice take on a Euro that isn't boring as toast (which I find most Euros >.>). I wonder who the manufacturer is? 

Also nice and apparently from the same manufacturer is the following (if you ignore the ridiculous name):

http://www.trueswords.com/dark-knights-battle-sword-devastation-damascus-steel-p-5761.html

aaaaaaaAAAAAANNND **FACEPALM** >.<;;

Two injured in Gorbals street samurai sword fight

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-12443363

 Please stop fucking it up for the rest of us blah blah rant rave words wordwords . >.<;;

 I hate these people.