Return To Dumbassery...

*Epic Facepalm*

http://www.11alive.com/story/news/weird/2014/05/27/golf-club-store-sword/9653855/

The perp in question should seppuku for using that hideous SLO piece of shit. Good on Grandma for clobbering his ass.

Samurai sword-wielding homeowner kills armed robber in California

THAT'S how it's fucking done. :)

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/18/samurai-wielding-homeowner-kills-armed-robber-in-california/?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+TheRawStory+(The+Raw+Story)

BWLAAAARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Penis Handle???? O.O

BWLARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF.

From here

http://www.aceros-de-hispania.com/swords-knives/naginata-gladius.asp?product=tanto-catana-dragones

OK, Is It My Imagination Or....

...Or is CasHanwei running out of design ideas for their Katanas?

The Hanwei "Hunter".

I'm pretty sure this doesn't qualify as a "wreck" per se, but damn is it ill-designed and just.....bleh.  I don't know what's up with the pinstriped tsuka.  **peers**

I mean, there are so many design elements that they could work on, like blade sori.....the best I can say about this is functional, but lazy.  Sad.

Probably Isn't Real But Should Be.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............

OK so I thought that this was the ugliest and stupidest thing I have seen lately

Then I saw the GUNCLEAVER

Apparently how Squall Leonhart does his mincing in style? >.<

If it seems like I pick on Master Cutlery a lot, well, I do, but their fantasy blades are FUCKING HIDEOUS. 

Tasty Tidbits: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD XD

***AHEM** That is, Ummm, I cannot condone such a dangerous thing.  **straightens clothes and puts on stern expression***

**Falls over laughing*** XD