Samurai sword-wielding homeowner kills armed robber in California

THAT'S how it's fucking done. :)

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/18/samurai-wielding-homeowner-kills-armed-robber-in-california/?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+TheRawStory+(The+Raw+Story)

Tasty Tidbits: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD XD

***AHEM** That is, Ummm, I cannot condone such a dangerous thing.  **straightens clothes and puts on stern expression***

**Falls over laughing*** XD 

aaaaaaaAAAAAANNND **FACEPALM** >.<;;

Two injured in Gorbals street samurai sword fight

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-12443363

 Please stop fucking it up for the rest of us blah blah rant rave words wordwords . >.<;;

 I hate these people.

File Under: Things That Were BOUND To Happen Eventually.

Personally, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

Cold Steel deserves everything they potentially get from this as this is their target demographic. I'm just glad no one was killed. :/

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EDIT: Cold Steel's response to the Tosh.0 segment. Which I find...lacking, IMNSHO.
In short, if they don't want people to try stupid reckless things with their products, perhaps they shouldn't build their customer base on demonstrating doing stupid reckless (and frequently questionable, considering the number of fast cuts) things with their products. Just sayin'.

WIN

Now, I'm not encouraging people to use swords for self defense or anything but...bahahahahaha. XD

I used to work the Iron Shift at a convenience store when dinosaurs roamed the Earth and there were times I would have welcomed a steel companion....

And Now For....PROJECT DUMBASS!

Which turns out about as you'd expect, unfortunately.

Every time I watch these I'm caught between feelings of compassion and "serves you right".  I think I'm going to settle for being glad that no one died, and set this here as an example to other potential "badasses".