WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K O.O

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

This travesty of existence brought to you by that bastion of tasteful decor, The Bradford Exchange. O.O

This was the best picture that I could find of it.

Probably for the best for Planet Earth. O.O

(That's supposed to be some kind of axe, btw. No really.)

Silly pseudo knife thingies with too many blades By Skallagrim!

This articulate gentleman says everything I've had to say about these kinds of "weapons designs" for years, possibly better than I ever could. XD That's it, shut down the internet. XD

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............

OK so I thought that this was the ugliest and stupidest thing I have seen lately

Then I saw the GUNCLEAVER

Apparently how Squall Leonhart does his mincing in style? >.<

If it seems like I pick on Master Cutlery a lot, well, I do, but their fantasy blades are FUCKING HIDEOUS. 

More Of An Idiot Wreck.

Since it's involving swords and FUCKING IDIOTS, I find it worthy of a dishonorable mention.

http://www.epicfail.com/2010/08/07/ninja-fail-5/  (embedding disabled, sadly)

Thank you once again for giving hobbyists and legitimate martial artists a bad name. :/

What The Hell Is A "Doragon"?????

United Black's "Yoru Doragon Tanto"

Why the hell would you screw what seems to be at least a functional piece with that Pure Cheese tribal PLEATHER scabbard??

I suspect with some horror that "Doragon" is supposed to be some horrible spelling of "dragon". In which case United needs not only glasses but a dictionary. :(

We'll Start With An Oldie But Goodie. (Baddie?)

FUNCTIONAL KATANA: UR DOIN IT RONG. o.O