Never Change, Master Cutlery.

You ALWAYS deliver the most exquisite wrecks.
Demon Axe Penis Anyone?

Should this be considered NSFW? o.o

More from the "I don't know where the fuck to put my hand without maiming myself" collection:

Demon Penis AND Dragon tongue. Maybe this really SHOULD be considered NSFW.

I begin to wonder if these designers secretly hate their customers and deliberately make ugly balls of kitchen knives hoping that people will mangle themselves.  It at least makes *slightly* more sense than considering any of this remotely attractive.