Pile Of Broken Dumbassery

Only making this a separate entry because I don't know who the manufacturer is.  Though it does have the Master Cutlery "Throw Everything At A Wall And See What Sticks" approach to design.  

Never Change, Master Cutlery.

You ALWAYS deliver the most exquisite wrecks.
Demon Axe Penis Anyone?

Should this be considered NSFW? o.o

More from the "I don't know where the fuck to put my hand without maiming myself" collection:

Demon Penis AND Dragon tongue. Maybe this really SHOULD be considered NSFW.

I begin to wonder if these designers secretly hate their customers and deliberately make ugly balls of kitchen knives hoping that people will mangle themselves.  It at least makes *slightly* more sense than considering any of this remotely attractive.

WE HAVE DIVIDED BY HIDEOUS AGAIN

I just kind of imagine it whispering "...KILL ME...." desperately.  I don't even understand where you could possibly hold this from without razoring your hands into bologna.

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MORE SCREENPRINTING SO WE CAN ALL BE SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE OF UGLY.