Can Someone Tell Me....

....Why this even exists?

Stay Classy Bud K. 

What is the thing with screen-printing ugly fantasy art onto ugly fantasy weapons?  It's like attempting to divide by zero, only with Hideous.  -.-

WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K O.O

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

This travesty of existence brought to you by that bastion of tasteful decor, The Bradford Exchange. O.O

This was the best picture that I could find of it.

Probably for the best for Planet Earth. O.O

(That's supposed to be some kind of axe, btw. No really.)

Silly pseudo knife thingies with too many blades By Skallagrim!

This articulate gentleman says everything I've had to say about these kinds of "weapons designs" for years, possibly better than I ever could. XD That's it, shut down the internet. XD