BLADEWRECKS THEATRE PRESENTS:

(Seriously, this is the WORST screen prop of ANYTHING I've ever seen. It's a big chunk of what looks like bumpy aluminum. O.o And he seems to realize this. Poor Kosugi-San, I always felt he deserved better than what he got.)

Too Easy, But Screw It.

Hot Mess. Period. Don't care what it's supposed to be based on. 

And Now For....PROJECT DUMBASS!

Which turns out about as you'd expect, unfortunately.

Every time I watch these I'm caught between feelings of compassion and "serves you right".  I think I'm going to settle for being glad that no one died, and set this here as an example to other potential "badasses". 

Whoever Made This Needs To Be Beaten With It.

A LOT.

I don't know. I just don't.